Happy Holidays! I want to share with you one of my very favorite holiday stories: David Sedaris' memoirs of his time as Crumpet the Elf. I first heard the story when I read Sedaris' book "Holidays on Ice." I searched online to see if there were any excerpts of him reading it on public radio and, lo, of course there were! I recommend downloading it from this page and putting it on your iPod for the drive home rather than listening to it at work or school. It is giggle-inducing.